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“I’ve researched that”…
I googled it.

“I’ve researched that extensively”…
I googled it and went to the next page of results.

“I’ve sought other viewpoints”…
I looked it up in Wikipedia.

“I’ve communicated my thinking”…
I updated my facebook status.

“I’ve taken an older traditional approach”…
I used Yahoo and Ask Jeeves

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— Today’s language interpreted by Phil - http://retuning.blogspot.com/