Steve Heyes .co .uk

Me: say hi to brandon flowers for me. We used to hang out, you know. loads. grew up together in fact. so there. beat that.
Sarah: I met and drank champagne with Vernon Kay when he was a model. I was only 15. I think that beats you are Brandon growing up together right? I might marry Brandon Flowers, which would also beat your measly childhood fairytale.
Me: I thought he was gay...?
Sarah: LOL. This is not a problem, because, well... so am I.
Me: homosexual error sarah.
Sarah: We all make them! P.s He is married and has a son.
Me: No way. I could of sworn he was gay. Sure I read in NME or The Metro or some other reliable source...
Sarah: Whatever. I know you read it in a gay magazine you big gay!
Me: Sarah. You missed out on a great joke there. I thought of it but left it open for you. But instead you just go and call me gay. *sigh* The joke was: hetrosexual error steve. If you had put that, it would of made my day, nah, week!
Sarah: :( I would have even made myself laugh again and that just isn't cool.
Me: It's ok. I forgive you. This convo has made my day. I always make myself laugh. Does this mean I'm not cool?
Sarah: yes.
Me: it was a rhetorical question.