"I get stoned"

Steve Heyes.

I overheard him say this at my party and I keep remembering it and it keeps making me laugh.  Because I think it’s true.

(via following)

…he said this?  I’m intrigued…

(via amysian)

I would like to point out the context of this quote in order to dispel any rumours that Sarah is weaving. The conversation that Miss Frost overheard was one about names. This particularly line came after a short discussion of how some one with the same name, in fact; it’s where my parents got their inspiration for calling me it, fit’s into the Biblical Narrative of the New Testament. If you would remember, Stephen is the first martyr for following Jesus. His execution was one of stoning. So, in saying “I get stoned”, I was making an ambiguous statement in order to create a air of misunderstanding, and ultimately a humorous response.

So in conclusion, shhhh!