A conversation between a Chinese Christian and a new believer.
- Old Christian: How are you finding life since you became a Christian?
- New Christian: It feels like I have two dogs fighting inside of me; one good and one bad.
- Old Christian: And which one is winning?
- New Christian: It depends which one I feed.
- Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
- Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
- Prospective client: Yes.
- Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
Source: clientsfromhell
- Me: say hi to brandon flowers for me. We used to hang out, you know. loads. grew up together in fact. so there. beat that.
- Sarah: I met and drank champagne with Vernon Kay when he was a model. I was only 15. I think that beats you are Brandon growing up together right? I might marry Brandon Flowers, which would also beat your measly childhood fairytale.
- Me: I thought he was gay...?
- Sarah: LOL. This is not a problem, because, well... so am I.
- Me: homosexual error sarah.
- Sarah: We all make them! P.s He is married and has a son.
- Me: No way. I could of sworn he was gay. Sure I read in NME or The Metro or some other reliable source...
- Sarah: Whatever. I know you read it in a gay magazine you big gay!
- Me: Sarah. You missed out on a great joke there. I thought of it but left it open for you. But instead you just go and call me gay. *sigh* The joke was: hetrosexual error steve. If you had put that, it would of made my day, nah, week!
- Sarah: :( I would have even made myself laugh again and that just isn't cool.
- Me: It's ok. I forgive you. This convo has made my day. I always make myself laugh. Does this mean I'm not cool?
- Sarah: yes.
- Me: it was a rhetorical question.
